Boss vs Employee

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Boss: There are 50 bricks on an aeroplane. If you drop 1 outside. How many are left?
Employee: That’s easy, 49.

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Boss: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?
Employee: Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge.

Boss: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?
Employee: Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge.

Boss: It’s lion’s birthday, all animals are there except one, why?
Employee: Because the deer is in the fridge.

Boss: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?
Employee: She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion’s birthday.

Boss: Last question. In the end the old lady still died. Why?
Employee: Ere…. I guess she drowned…. errr…

Boss: No!…

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